Description RARE!! Up for auction is an unopened Matt Rogers’ ‘Rated Xmas’ CD These are not allowed to be produced anymore! I had the luck of finding several of these unopened CD’s in a box of miscellaneous items I was given. There are a couple opened CD’s and a dozen cassettes. I listened to one of the opened ones and about pissed my pants with how hilarious this is. This is not for the faint of heart. Get yours while they are still around. From the publisher: WARNING: PARTS OF THIS RECORDING MAY BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE BY SOME. DO NOT PLAY AT SOCIAL FUNCTIONS OR IN THE PRESENCE OF MINORS. Product Description: Rated X Mas is a hilarious parody collection of your favorite Christmas songs like you've never heard them before. This is the greatest spoof made just for adults. Christmas isn't just for kids anymore! Get ready to laugh your a** off. Rated X Mas is the best holiday GAG gift since the Monica Lewinski 'Tickle my Tonsils' doll. This makes a great “Secret Santa” gift or gift for college students. Rated X Mas is the Christmas album that you'll play year after year. It's great for holiday road trips with the gang. SOMETIMES BEING NAUGHTY IS NICE!!! Track listing: 1. Drunken Santa's Coming to Town 2. I Saw Mommy F**king Santa Claus 3. Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer 4. Suck on My C**k (parody of Jingle Bell Rock) 5. Frosty the Pervert 6. I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand (parody of Walking in a Winter Wonderland) 7. Have Yourself a 1-900-Christmas 8. Have a P*rn*graphic Christmas (parody of Holly Jolly Christmas) Legal controversy: In May, 2000, several record labels sued the album's distributor, Party on Parody Productions, saying the album infringed on the copyright of the Christmas songs it spoofs. The case was settled in December of 2000 and all remaining copies of the album were supposed to be destroyed. You can find several references online such as this: Music firms file U.S. suit over lewd holiday songs NEW YORK, May 23 (Reuters) - The owners of the copyrights to some of America's most popular holiday songs sued a musical production company on Tuesday for selling such lewd tunes as "Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer" and "Frosty the Pervert." The suit, filed in U.S. federal court in Manhattan, claimed that Scott Gordon and his Party on Parody Productions (POPP) used the copyrighted works without authorization and sold them on tapes and compact discs entitled "Matt Rogers' Rated X Mas." The plaintiffs, which include Haven Gillespie Music Publishing Co. and Warner/Chappell Music Co., allege that the songs are not parodies as claimed by POPP. "They are simply unauthorized exploitations of plaintiffs' famous holiday songs for cynical commercial gain, with the lyrics of the original works replaced by lewd lyrics," the suit alleged. POPP began manufacturing and selling the music in 1998 and now distributes over the Internet through Amazon.com and other retail distributors, the suit alleged. "Rated X Mas" contains eight songs, seven of which are based entirely on music from copyrighted works, the suit alleged. The plaintiffs hold the copyrights for the music in question, which includes "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town," "Frosty the Snowman" and "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." The suit gives examples of graphic lyrics that turn the happy melodies into tunes about Santa's sexual encounter with Mommy and Rudolph's life as a transvestite. Shipping and Handling: United States: FREE shipping and handling via USPS in United States only I offer overnight shipping option via USPS or UPS (buyers choice) – BUYER PAYS SHIPPING COSTS FOR OVERNIGHT SHIPPING OPTION. (No PO boxes for overnight shipping option.) Payments must be received within 7 days of the auction close. I accept payment through PayPal, the package will only be sent to the confirmed street address. International Bidders: USPS International Priority is the ONLY shipping method used for international bidders. The package weighs 4 oz. and is shipping from USA zipcode28739. Please Note: International Bidders are responsible for import duties, taxes, and charges (typically collected upon delivery or pickup) are the buyer’s responsibility and are NOT included in the item price or shipping charges. Please check with Country’s Customs Office prior to bidding/buying to determine what these additional costs will be. Thank you! I do combine on shipping cost. Customer Reviews: 5.0 out of 5 stars November 2, 1999: By A Customer Disgusting, Perverted, Just Plain Sick!!! P E R F E C T! This album rocks!! It's about time someone made a good Christmas album. I Love it!!! 5.0 out of 5 stars October 20, 1999: By Andrew Pressman (Albuquerque, NM) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME) The most outrageously funny CD in years! Matt Rogers earns 5 stars without doubt. He is a musical genius. The lyrics will keep you laughing well into the next millenium. A perfect gift for anyone who has a down-to-earth sense of humor. 5.0 out of 5 stars October 19, 1999: By A Customer FRATERNITY GUYS WILL LOVE YOU FOR GIVING THEM THIS ALBUM! Matt Roger's RatedXmas is a hit at my University! I bought it for a guy friend of mine who happens to be in a fraternity. He and his brothers have listened to the album so much, the entire fraternity walks around singing the songs. I can't wait until Christmas-time when they have thier annual block party! RatedXmas will be blareing down University Boulevard!! Good Luck Mr. Rogers, you album is awesome!:) 5.0 out of 5 stars October 18, 1999: By Anonymous Totally different and great for parties This is so totally different, If it doesn't make you laugh there is something wrong with you, It's great at xmas parties. Matt Rogers did an exceptional job with this. GRRRRRRREAT! 5.0 out of 5 stars October 18, 1999: By A Customer NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!! All of the other holiday cd's pale in comparison to Rated X-mas. Matt Rogers is cutting edge - a comedic genius. Matt, you have a fan for life! 5.0 out of 5 stars October 7, 1999: By A Customer Totally tasteless and terribly FUNNY!!! LOVED this CD!!! Finally someone is brave enough to make a Christmas comedy song collection that adults can enjoy. No christmas party is complete without it. My girlfriend got this disc for me and NOW we're married. That's how much I love this disc. 1.0 out of 5 stars October 5, 1999: By A Customer Tasteless One of the worst pieces of gibberish I have ever heard! A waste of time for all involved! BLOW THIS OFF THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT THIS TO THEMSELVES! 5.0 out of 5 stars July 8, 1999: By A Customer Laugh riot I know this guy and u'd never guess he wrote this. If u have a sense of humor and r a bit warped, u'll love it...ho ho ho. 5.0 out of 5 stars December 10, 1998: By A Customer Sick, Disgusting, and Perverted And I like it!!! this has GOT to be the funniest X-Mas release yet. the Guys at Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster on WQLZ, 92.7, in Springfield, IL turned me on to the comedic genius of Matt Rogers. I only hope he can top this release next year. 5.0 out of 5 stars December 1, 1998: By A Customer Lick a my, laugh a my, split-a-my pants!!!! Matt Rogers creates the ultimate adult parody just in time for Christmas! The only thing wrong with this c.d. is that it's not long enough. Matt's warped sense of comedy will keep you laughing until next Holiday season. Everyone one at KMKF 101.5 FM loves him and "Rated X-Mas". 4.0 out of 5 stars November 23, 1998: By cantaloop (New York) - See all my reviews Hilarious! Rated X-mas is an extremely funny alternative to your traditional holiday listening. The lyrics get pretty raunchy, but the strong performances from the professional vocalists make listening effortless and pleasant. A one of a kind! 5 out of 5 stars November 22, 1998: By A Customer The Best Comedy Album of any kind I EVER heard! I don't know who Matt Rogers is but he's a genius and one incredibly sick puppy. This album is a masterpiece of tasteless rudeness and crudeness, it's great! Everyone loves this album I play it for. This is the best Christmas gift I ever got myself. I love to watch my friends listen to this album for the first time cause I get to laugh all over again.